NAME – GARY GLITTER
Self-proclaimed “leader of the gang” and possessor of a name widely used as rhyming slang for anus, Glitter achieved worldwide superstardom for his music, while all the time fiddling with kids everywhere he went. Once the allegations of abuse went public he went into hiding under the incredibly effective disguise of TAKING OFF HIS WIG. After photos of him in full-on baldy mode were released in the tabloids he fled the country, with the intention of never being seen again. However, you can’t keep a good paedo down (unless you’re 11 years old), and he was soon up to his old tricks again in Vietnam. As he was hauled away to answer for his crimes he was heard to have cried out “…and I’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for meddling with those kids”. He managed to get the charges reduced from “child rape” to the far more acceptable “child molestation” and is currently awaiting his fate in a Vietnamese jail.
SCORE - 8 out of 10
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