Friday, January 20, 2006

Gary Glitter: An Apology

We would like to offer our sincere apologies to Gary Glitter for the review that was posted earlier this week in extreme bad taste. Since posting this article new information has come to light regarding Mr. Glitter, and therefore we must ensure that everyone is aware of how ashamed we are at what we did.

Paul Gadd (real name Gary Glitter) we are sorry.

Celebrating with friends.


Sorry that when reviewing your life as a sex offender that we outrageously failed to take into account the fact that you were EXPELLED from Cambodia in 2002.

Apparently Mr. Glitter used to “hang around” the orphanages of Cambodia, and would frequently sing to the children there. Having been questioned about this, the owner of one of the orphanages in question commented “I believed him to be a doctor”, raising questions such as what sort of doctor turns up to work with a guitar and sings “I love, you love, me love” to a large group of children all day. Cambodian ones, apparently.

In light of this new evidence we have no choice but to increase our previous score by one point.

REVISED SCORE – 9 out of 10

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