Today we’re proud to announce the first of (hopefully) many proposed research studies that we at OOS are willing to undertake, providing we receive enough sponsorship. Our project? To determine which letter of the alphabet is perceived to be the best by the general population of the planet Earth. It must be noted that we are most certainly NOT looking to establish which letter of the alphabet is the people’s FAVOURITE. Oh no, there’d be no skill in that whatsoever. We want to know which letter is the BEST.
We have estimated that this extensive research should be possible on a budget of around £5million, and take in the region of 2-3 years. Please be aware that these figures are only estimates and could increase exponentially once the project is underway.
If you feel that you can make a contribution towards our costs then please write to us at outragedofsolihull@googlemail.com for further payment details.
Please give generously. We won’t be able to do this without your help.
1 comment:
I'm OUTRAGED that this sort of mindless research is taking up valuable space on this blogsite, which clearly should be dedicated to making clever and satirical nob and/or fart gags.
Besides, it's clearly "K".
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