Today we bring you EXCLUSIVE details of extra scenes currently being added to the home-office wankfest “One Night In Paris” as part of its all-new “Directors Cut”. This footage adds an extra hour to the infamous hotel encounter, and show that Ms. Hilton and Mr. Solomon didn’t spend the entire night alone, and were in fact joined during the evening by Sonya from Eastenders and the ginger one from Girls Aloud.
Our top reporter tried to obtain official comment from anyone that had anything to do with making the movie but was unsuccessful in so much that he couldn’t be arsed to actually do any work and decided to spend the afternoon “beating” his “monkey”, whatever that means.
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