Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Reasons Why Women are Rubbish!! #267

No matter how much we might want women to have complete and total equality in the world, the morality issue came up in conversation the other night. It went something like this...

Man 1 - "If a bloke walked up to me and called me a tosser I'd punch his lights out"
Man 2 - "Too right, that'd be out of order"
Woman - "What about if I called you a tosser?"
Man 1 - "I'd punch your lights out too"
Whole Room - "GASP!!"


Now if women want to be equals, treated the same as men, then why the sudden outrage that a bloke would punch a woman in the gob for spouting off in a pub? Perhaps it has something to do with this...

She lost a fight against some embryos? Now come on... It does specify plural, but surely even if there were 100 of them, she could have taken 'em quite comfortably?!? Seriously just look at the size of these fellas...
and you're telling me that this woman couldn't take a whole load of them on?
Seriously girls, know your limits. Stick to looking lovely and thinking of puppies and summer meadows and stuff, and leave the manly stuff to us men.

Friday, March 03, 2006