It has been revealed to our good friend The Captain that EVIL people have started to use the INTERNET to exchange PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL. A Scotland Yard spokesman revealed that they were shocked and appalled when the discovery was made by one of their top detectives last night:
“During a routine search for pictures of puppies and recipes that use a butternut squash, one of our top men found a picture of a woman graphically exposing her naked ankle. Pursuing this, he turned up other pictures, and it was learned that the problem extends way beyond the calf.”
Extensive research has since been carried out and found that after just TEN HOURS of exposure to this material, the male member could became erect, signalling beyond a shadow of a doubt that evil was present.
Now here at OOS we remember the good old days of the internet, when people used it for good wholesome purposes like downloading the new Dire Straits album before it came out, or getting the latest movies to save us having to queue up at the cinema, but now these PREVERTS have PREVERTED it to serve their own PREVERTED needs.
And before we get people telling us that we’ve spelt that wrong, just so you know, we did it on purpose to stop any of these types of people finding our site when they do a google search for “that word”. Quite frankly it makes us sick to the very core to think that these people could be quite literally rubbing their private bits as they read the words that we typed with our clean fingers.
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