End the Exploitation of Women NOW!!!

Looking around various TV channels at 3am (as we often do) we stumbled across a new kind of degrading activity that women all around the world are being forced to endure on a frighteningly regular basis. We were horrified to learn that women are being forced to perform in public for the entertainment of men (and other women) in something known as "Womens Athletics" - a depraved and sickening spectacle where the fairer sex perform such activities as "running" and "throwing", two things that we all know women are RUBBISH at.

Stadia around the world are frequently packed with the kind of sick bastards that enjoy this sort of thing, clapping and cheering the women on as they make utter fools of themselves for the whole world to see.

Don't get us wrong, we love ladies, women, heck even most of the ugly ones too, and whereas we would much rather see them doing activities that they are much more suited to, such as "cleaning", "cooking" or "lapdancing", if women must insist on flexing their competitive muscles every now and again then perhaps this is the sort of thing that might suit them a bit better...