Man 1 - "If a bloke walked up to me and called me a tosser I'd punch his lights out"
Man 2 - "Too right, that'd be out of order"
Woman - "What about if I called you a tosser?"
Man 1 - "I'd punch your lights out too"
Whole Room - "GASP!!"
Now if women want to be equals, treated the same as men, then why the sudden outrage that a bloke would punch a woman in the gob for spouting off in a pub? Perhaps it has something to do with this...


Seriously girls, know your limits. Stick to looking lovely and thinking of puppies and summer meadows and stuff, and leave the manly stuff to us men.